Kitty Kat: I want to sell moar drugs, I want to buy moar drugs
3 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone
Tyler: Kitty, please don’t go. I don’t know what I’d do to myself if you left. I am sorry for what I said, and I don’t want you going to bed with that in your head.
3 hours ago via Facebook for Android
Kitty: I’ve left the house. My roommates won’t care. Everything I want, dare I say, is in that apartment, and with you nay I will stay. Goodbye.
3 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone
Tyler: kitty, please, I’m sorry!
3 hours ago via Facebook for Android
Alyssa: Kitty, come back. We are very sorry. We wanted you to be our friend, not end up on the tv show Maury!
3 hours ago
Jamie: she was on Maury?
3 hours ago
Kitty Kat: it feels great, like I never left. My drunken dream is the best euphoria I wished for. He knows what I want. He is giving me what I want and more. He’s giving me what you failed to give me, Tyler. Pleasure. White powder. Life.
2 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone
Jamie: LOL!! Kitty, are you serious? You’ve had no strife over here.
2 hours ago via Angry Birds Facebook Live plugin
Alissa: @Jamie: what is there to lol about? I’d rather see you stick a trout up your file mouth.
2 hours ago via Facebook-Twitter connect
Tyler: Kitty, I’m coming over there to get you and you WILL come with me.
2 hours ago via Facebook for Android
Mowry: Hahahaha! Tyler, don’t be silly. The ghetto is no place for a white boy like you. Sit back and enjoy your Xbox LIVE. It’s all you’re good at J
1 hour ago
Tyler: Mowry, now is not the time. You can call her ghetto, but I know that is not what she is! Kitty is my life and soul. Why don’t you sit back and enjoy your bowl of egg rolls.
1 hour ago via Facebook for iPhone
Alissa: Racial stereotyping is not right! I’d rather you two be polite than to troll.
1 hour ago
Kitty Kat: I’ll unfriend you all if you don’t stop.
1 hour ago via Facebook for iPhone
Mowry: what is this? rhyming happy hour?
1 hour ago via Facebook for Android
Tyler: Kitty, I miss you! You can mop the floor with me, heck I’ll smoke with you! Just return to me, return to us! We are all very sorry, Kitty. We don’t mean to cause such a fuss.
30 minutes ago via Facebook for Android
Kitty Kat: I’m enjoying this. You are all such miniscule bugs. I could trug the floor with you all.
25 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone
Alissa: ?
24 minutes ago
Tyler: huh?
24 minutes ago via Facebook for Android
Mowry: wat?
24 minutes ago
Jamie: Kitty, u serious about dat? now we’re “bugs”?
24 minutes ago via Open Feint
Kitty Kat: You read it! I’ve moved on.
23 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone
Tyler: No, don’t go on! I’m right outside! I’m coming in!
8 minutes ago via Facebook for Android
Kitty Kat: LEEAVE ME ALONE!!!
6 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone
Sapphire: @mrwiseguy I saw it! Tyler shot Mr. Bigsnap! That old man shot Tyler in the arm and he and Tyler were fighting over the gun and it went BAM! I got that shit all on tape! CSI time Law and Order time Criminal Minds time!
2 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry
Tyler: Kitty, I’m sorry. Please…
2 minutes ago via Twitter-Facebook Plugin (DoA)
Sapphire: @JamieRowling I saw @TheReaperManTylerGreene and @MakarovVasiliev fight!!!
2 minutes ago via Twitter
Sapphire: @JasperNolan I think Makarov will go to jail for sex with a minor!
2 minutes ago via Twitter
TheReaperManTylerGreene: @KittyKat hey, Kat? Remember our first time? Don’t forget, okay.
1 minute ago via Twitter
Kitty Kat: I’m sorry, @TylerGreene
20 seconds ago
====================Tuesday, November====================
Jessica Johnson: My daughter has gone missing! WHERE IS SHE?!
7 hours ago
Alissa: I’m sorry, Mrs. J. I don’t know where Kitty Kat is
7 hours ago
Mowry: I haven’t seen Tyler either. he didn’t show up at school today.
4 hours ago
Sapphire Moongirl Walker: this is some creepy shit, man! kitty!!! we love you! come back!
4 hours ago
Jamie: she may be playing that gawd awful game at tyler’s house
4 hours ago
Mowry: Whay gawd awful game? I know you ain’t talkin’ about Reach?!!!!
4 hours ago
Jessica johnson: I checked with Tyler’s father. she’s not there! neither is tyler. I checked and contacted all of his friends and they all say they haven’t seen him
3 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone
Sapphire Moongirl Walker: damn, this just went from CSI Miami to Law and Order SVU
2 hours ago
Alissa: Don’t worry, Mrs. J. She’ll turn up. Let’s organize a search party tomorrow
2 hours ago
Tyler: No need to. Kitty and me are okay. I have her with me. It was our idea to run away. We’re getting married in Cannes.
2 hours ago via Facebook for Android
Mowry: say what??!! dang! i never expected Tyler of all people to kidnap Kitty!
1 hour ago
Alissa: Tyler, you shitfuck! Where is Kitty?! bring her back!! BRING HER BACK!!!
1 hour ago via Facebook Mobile
Jamie: alissa, why are you so defensive? now is not the time to come out of the closet! lol! anyway, Tyler, I didn’t know you were so bad!
45 minutes ago
Sapphire Moongirl Walker: This is not good. Tyler, bring Kitty home! heck, she may not even fuck you. I’d be surprised if she did. You two are the only White Chocolate couple on campus. Hope the KKK don’t hang her! LOL!!!!
37 minutes ago
Jessica Johnson: What is wrong with you dumb Neanderthals? my daughter is missing yet you laugh at this?!
50 seconds ago
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LINER NOTES: this story was made long ago and was my second attempt at a Facebook story. And so ends chapter one, and it will be a while until you see more stories because I will be putting forth more effort into the ebook periodical and the literary magazine.
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