Kitty Kat Wants to sell moar drugs, she can’t go a day without dem.

Kitty Kat: I want to sell moar drugs, I want to buy moar drugs

3 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone

Tyler: Kitty, please don’t go. I don’t know what I’d do to myself if you left. I am sorry for what I said, and I don’t want you going to bed with that in your head.

3 hours ago via Facebook for Android

Kitty: I’ve left the house. My roommates won’t care. Everything I want, dare I say, is in that apartment, and with you nay I will stay. Goodbye.

3 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone

Tyler: kitty, please, I’m sorry!

3 hours ago via Facebook for Android

Alyssa: Kitty, come back. We are very sorry. We wanted you to be our friend, not end up on the tv show Maury!

3 hours ago

Jamie: she was on Maury?

3 hours ago

Kitty Kat: it feels great, like I never left. My drunken dream is the best euphoria I wished for. He knows what I want. He is giving me what I want and more. He’s giving me what you failed to give me, Tyler. Pleasure. White powder. Life.

2 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone

Jamie: LOL!! Kitty, are you serious? You’ve had no strife over here.

2 hours ago via Angry Birds Facebook Live plugin

Alissa: @Jamie: what is there to lol about? I’d rather see you stick a trout up your file mouth.

2 hours ago via Facebook-Twitter connect

Tyler: Kitty, I’m coming over there to get you and you WILL come with me.

2 hours ago via Facebook for Android

Mowry: Hahahaha! Tyler, don’t be silly. The ghetto is no place for a white boy like you. Sit back and enjoy your Xbox LIVE. It’s all you’re good at J

1 hour ago

Tyler: Mowry, now is not the time. You can call her ghetto, but I know that is not what she is! Kitty is my life and soul. Why don’t you sit back and enjoy your bowl of egg rolls.

1 hour ago via Facebook for iPhone

Alissa: Racial stereotyping is not right! I’d rather you two be polite than to troll.

1 hour ago

 

Kitty Kat: I’ll unfriend you all if you don’t stop.

1 hour ago via Facebook for iPhone

Mowry: what is this? rhyming happy hour?

1 hour ago via Facebook for Android

Tyler: Kitty, I miss you! You can mop the floor with me, heck I’ll smoke with you! Just return to me, return to us! We are all very sorry, Kitty. We don’t mean to cause such a fuss.

30 minutes ago via Facebook for Android

Kitty Kat: I’m enjoying this. You are all such miniscule bugs. I could trug the floor with you all.

25 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone

Alissa: ?

24 minutes ago

Tyler: huh?

24 minutes ago via Facebook for Android

Mowry: wat?

24 minutes ago

Jamie: Kitty, u serious about dat? now we’re “bugs”?

24 minutes ago via Open Feint

Kitty Kat: You read it! I’ve moved on.

23 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone

Tyler: No, don’t go on! I’m right outside! I’m coming in!

8 minutes ago via Facebook for Android

Kitty Kat: LEEAVE ME ALONE!!!

6 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone

Sapphire: @mrwiseguy I saw it! Tyler shot Mr. Bigsnap! That old man shot Tyler in the arm and he and Tyler were fighting over the gun and it went BAM! I got that shit all on tape! CSI time Law and Order time Criminal Minds time!

2 minutes ago via Facebook for Blackberry

Tyler: Kitty, I’m sorry. Please…

2 minutes ago via Twitter-Facebook Plugin (DoA)

 

Sapphire: @JamieRowling I saw @TheReaperManTylerGreene and @MakarovVasiliev fight!!!

2 minutes ago via Twitter

Sapphire: @JasperNolan  I think Makarov will go to jail for sex with a minor!

2 minutes ago via Twitter

TheReaperManTylerGreene: @KittyKat   hey, Kat? Remember our first time? Don’t forget, okay.

1 minute ago via Twitter

Kitty Kat: I’m sorry, @TylerGreene

20 seconds ago

====================Tuesday, November====================

Jessica Johnson: My daughter has gone missing! WHERE IS SHE?!

7 hours ago

Alissa: I’m sorry, Mrs. J. I don’t know where Kitty Kat is

7 hours ago

Mowry: I haven’t seen Tyler either. he didn’t show up at school today.

4 hours ago

Sapphire Moongirl Walker: this is some creepy shit, man! kitty!!! we love you! come back!

4 hours ago

Jamie: she may be playing that gawd awful game at tyler’s house

4 hours ago

Mowry: Whay gawd awful game? I know you ain’t talkin’ about Reach?!!!!

4 hours ago

Jessica johnson: I checked with Tyler’s father. she’s not there! neither is tyler. I checked and contacted all of his friends and they all say they haven’t seen him

3 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone

Sapphire Moongirl Walker: damn, this just went from CSI Miami to Law and Order SVU

2 hours ago

Alissa: Don’t worry, Mrs. J. She’ll turn up. Let’s organize a search party tomorrow

2 hours ago

Tyler: No need to. Kitty and me are okay. I have her with me. It was our idea to run away. We’re getting married in Cannes.

2 hours ago via Facebook for Android

Mowry: say what??!! dang! i never expected Tyler of all people to kidnap Kitty!

1 hour ago

Alissa: Tyler, you shitfuck! Where is Kitty?! bring her back!! BRING HER BACK!!!

1 hour ago via Facebook Mobile

Jamie: alissa, why are you so defensive? now is not the time to come out of the closet! lol! anyway, Tyler, I didn’t know you were so bad!

45 minutes ago

Sapphire Moongirl Walker: This is not good. Tyler, bring Kitty home! heck, she may not even fuck you. I’d be surprised if she did. You two are the only White Chocolate couple on campus. Hope the KKK don’t hang her! LOL!!!!

37 minutes ago

Jessica Johnson: What is wrong with you dumb Neanderthals? my daughter is missing yet you laugh at this?!

50 seconds ago

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LINER NOTES: this story was made long ago and was my second attempt at a Facebook story. And so ends chapter one, and it will be a while until you see more stories because I will be putting forth more effort into the ebook periodical and the literary magazine.


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